He must. He gives me one look (I'm, idk, buying carrots or something equally healthy for snacks and he's queuing behind me to buy carrots, too) and start speaking català to me 'cause I look like a Catalan (well, I don't think I do, but all the Catalans thought so XD), and I'll look confused with mah big brown eyes and freckles and pouty lips and he'll ask me out and--- And I know it won't happen, but I like him so so much. :D

Hot men are awesome.
Cute girls are, too, but. But hot men.