They're going to have to randomly fall into bed together, won't they? Because it's not like one can seduce the other. They're both awesomely straight (but really really really love Bojan).

Oh, Sarah. In my soul I sort of hate pairing Barça boys with anyone as it feels like pimping mah bros (and seriously, Bojan is like a kid brother to me at times, I feel so motherly towards him whenever I don't fancy him like whoa), but ... ... Guhh.

This fic needs to be written. By you.